Friday, May 24, 2013

You Keep Using That Date... I Do Not Think it Means What You Think It Means....

So it's your Birthday.

So, you think your Birthday occurs at 11:00 AM on the 24th of May because you were born at 11:00 AM on the 24th of May.

Does that mean anything at all?!?  Nope.

You were born on a Monday.  It is Friday.  The equivalent repetition of that Monday would, from a celestial standpoint, occur only when everything in all the heavens were exactly the same...  NOT HAPPENING AGAIN for a while, to be sure.

Your birthday is NOT a mathematically precise moment.  It is a day that is attributed to the nearest thing we have for calculating our age based on the revolutions of the earth.  There are no octave spheres in which you ascend year by year at a specific time/date.

That is covered under Astrology.  That is NOT Astronomy.

Happy Birthday Lil' Bro. Next year, could we please spare mommy the nuts convo's about EXACTLY PRECISELY when your birthday occurs?  It is CELEBRATED when we decide to celebrate it.  It is not repeating a moment in time from nine years ago...

Ugh.  Some days I just have to laugh while I beat my head bloody against the brick wall that is "something stuck in his head".


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